10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)