10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek