10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.