10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"