10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Poker is for fat, American losers.