10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Welcome to kicker school
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth