10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.