10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.