10 Random Poker Quotes

• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves