10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier