10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth