10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.