10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts