10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.