10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• You have to piss with the dick you have