10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."