10 Random Poker Quotes
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- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.