10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.