10 Random Poker Quotes

• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Welcome to kicker school