10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant