10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."