10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs