10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim