10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel