10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Fold and live to fold again
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson