10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth