10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.