10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.