10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones