10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Welcome to kicker school
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.