10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!