10 Random Poker Quotes

• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.