10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.