10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.