10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe