10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "No river, no fish."
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
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