10 Random Poker Quotes

• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003