10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Those eggs smell delicious!