10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "No river, no fish."
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---