10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd