10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• It's Free To Fold...
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.