10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson