10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Fook the floosh droo!