10 Random Poker Quotes

• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• "No river, no fish."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."