10 Random Poker Quotes

• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders