10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.