10 Random Poker Quotes

If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
"You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
"Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
"If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.