10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Fold and live to fold again
• Those eggs smell delicious!