10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)