10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Poker is for loners.
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters